Monday, September 22, 2008

Dear You . . .

I want you to know how happy I am for you. Your life makes me smile. I really do hope you'll come to my funeral one day. I'm pretty sure I'll die before you. If the booze don't kill me, well, I will. It would be nice if you and your family, Your family, come. Tell them I was a little crazy, but don't tell them how crazy. Congratulations on living life. Congratulations on your fairy tale. You deserve it.

Love,

Me.

3 comments:

AK said...

Oh, fairytales are never what they seem. That's why we need our internet friendships to cheer us up! Don't go doin' anything drastic to yourself.

AK said...

Also, where are you? Dreary blogs and lack of internet presence concern me. :(

leyla said...

There ain't no fairy tales. I mean, unless you're Angelina Jolie or some shit.

The rest of us mortals are just schlepping along...

;)